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Thanksgiving 1996:  The Beginning

Everyone we told about our intentions to fry a turkey thought we were insane.  Many thought we intended to cut the turkey into pieces, then fry it (like fried chicken).  Not at all - we were talking about deep-frying a whole turkey.    To make the description more shocking, we planned to fry it in peanut oil.   If you have the courage, read on . . . .

Our friends from Albuquerque, Seth and Luci, joined us in Miami for the festive occasion.You are missing a picture of Luci and Seth. Much to our surprise, he PROPOSED to her on Thanksgiving.  Yep, the wedding is on the horizon. (Photo at left)  Our local friends, Philip and Gray also came over. Unfortunately the kitchen sink clogged during meal preparation, and Phil & Gray spent heroic hours attempting to unclog it. The in-sinkerator overheated and died, and the sink stayed clogged.  We had to pay a plumber $140.00 the next day to fix the sink.

Back to the focus of this production: the turkey.  We had joked about frying a turkey for years.  Stories of deep-fried turkeys seemed to be more myth than fact, and we took great joy in speculating about the cardiac health of anyone foolish enough to come within ten feet of a turkey fried in peanut oil.  Our mockery ended when the November issue of Martha Stewart's Living Magazine featured a fried turkey for her bourgeois multi-death corporate posed-as-real-human-being Thanksgiving dinner.  This was all the validation needed.  We decided to prepare our turkey the heart-stopping way -- by frying it in peanut oil.

The basic elements of our enterprise were simple:

The pages that follow will show you just what an experience this was.  The culmination of this description is a full-color imagemap of our meal, complete with descriptions of everything on the plate.  Dont miss it!.

Now, for the complete photo-documentary . . .

Go to Stage 1: Preparation